I’m so embarrassed—I almost couldn’t face my roommate. Last month, I bought this really dynamite pair of gray slacks to complement my light blue dress shirt. Now I have at least two outfits to wear to dinners and business functions. You’re asking, what’s the problem then? Well, the problem is I don’t have a sufficient amount of wire closet organizers—otherwise known as “hangers.” In my smaller closet space, I have lots of wire dividers, for bookkeeping purposes. But in my clothes closet, I don’t have enough room for all my pants! That’s pretty darned embarrassing. Where am I keeping this delightful new pair of slacks? In a DRAWER. They’re in a little dresser drawer, and God knows I had to fold them up about four times just to get them in there, so you know I’ll have to iron them before actually putting them on: they’re already pretty well wrinkled. My roommate has an iron and a board, so I have to wait until he gets back—which is never—to use them. I do have a family party coming up to celebrate my youngest sister’s engagement. She’s marrying some guy who’s a millionaire. They’re going to live in the Hamptons. Whoop-dee-doo!!! At this point I wouldn’t mind having a single apartment in Queens, for God’s sake. It looks like I’d better wear my old stand-by outfit, the navy-blue slacks, the navy-blue sport coat and my light-blue shirt, for this engagement supper. It’ll be weeks before I can even get in communication with my roommate.